I considered that also with my old Massey-Harris tractor. But, then I got sensible and considered the size and strength of the tool rest I would need, the size of the actual tools and whether I was willing to sacrifice a limb or two and changed my mind.
Yeah, but it would also justify a fork lift so you could use one of the forks for a tool rest and hook up a chain on the other to keep the tool from gettin away!!
For the record everything I've said in this thread is a horrible idea, but since we were talking entertainment to start with I'm just rolling with it - to make sure that's clear.
Best quotes I've seen so far describing the show (I've never seen it, so just taking these for humor value):
'if "hillbilly blood, a hardscrabble life" is supposed to be reality TV then "gilligan's island" could have been as well'
"the bearded feller with the propper dialect and the buckskin coat definitely ain't from around these parts!"
"They must have been born with a silver slingshot in hand." (possibly my favorite
)
"Yes he does have very nice hair...but us women need to have someone good to look at when we watch TV"
"I gotta tell ya, the guys on this show talk too fast to be for real."
On the other hand we have hillbillies in the Northwest as well, so I reckon its more state of mind than a locality. Cindy no longer has to ask "are we going to visit your hillbilly relatives or your redneck relatives this time?" cause she's met them all and knows the difference now.