Cynthia White
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Frequently on the weekends I see different dishes people are making, so here's what we're having at my house tonight:
Cynthia's Butt Chisel Chili
Some of the ingredients
Not only is it delicious and nutritious, but it is also a well-documented proven remedy for furuncles, athlete's foot, mange, dropsy, Spotted Elm Midnight Fever, softening of the brain, Swamp Sickness, warts, worms, hives, and hangovers. It's also known as Pygmy Albino Snow Snake Antivenom. Participants in a double-blind study at the Pacific Fruit Fly University and Bait Shop found that after eating two bowls of this chili they had improved skills in wood carving, wood burning, and could hand cut dovetails twice as fast and with better accuracy. It does some other stuff I can't mention because of the CoC.
Use the leftovers to clean your shop floor, clear sawdust from your lungs, sharpen your chisels, and lubricate your air tools. A bowl of it will heat your shop, act as an insecticide, and it's very efficient in your parts' washer. It's a top-notch stain for fine furniture projects, can be used as fuel for your tractor, and removes rust. Better than concrete for firming up fence post holes, clears clogged drains, and rejuvenates your septic field.
Who could ask for more?
Recipe available upon request.....
Cynthia's Butt Chisel Chili
Some of the ingredients
Not only is it delicious and nutritious, but it is also a well-documented proven remedy for furuncles, athlete's foot, mange, dropsy, Spotted Elm Midnight Fever, softening of the brain, Swamp Sickness, warts, worms, hives, and hangovers. It's also known as Pygmy Albino Snow Snake Antivenom. Participants in a double-blind study at the Pacific Fruit Fly University and Bait Shop found that after eating two bowls of this chili they had improved skills in wood carving, wood burning, and could hand cut dovetails twice as fast and with better accuracy. It does some other stuff I can't mention because of the CoC.
Use the leftovers to clean your shop floor, clear sawdust from your lungs, sharpen your chisels, and lubricate your air tools. A bowl of it will heat your shop, act as an insecticide, and it's very efficient in your parts' washer. It's a top-notch stain for fine furniture projects, can be used as fuel for your tractor, and removes rust. Better than concrete for firming up fence post holes, clears clogged drains, and rejuvenates your septic field.
Who could ask for more?
Recipe available upon request.....