First Rule of Woodturning...

[Ryan Mooney]

Our internet’s down. Fiber optic cut.

That's why I always carry a short piece of fiber optic cable with me when I"m out hiking. If I ever get lost I can just put it down on the ground, kick some dirt over it and in an hour or two a backhoe driver will be along to dig it up and I can ask him how to get back out.