Fried chicken for lunch

Chuck Ellis

Tellico Plains, Tennessee
I'm not a fan of mushroom... I don't like the texture... the wife loves them so we do wind up with some of the white caps type that we get from the local Monterey Mushroom farm... I push them aside and she takes them off my plate.

Old joke: A man was arrested for shooting his wife. The detective upon checking found that his first two wives had died rather mysterioujsly and when he asked about them the man said they both ate poison mushrooms and died. He then asked the man why did you shoot your third wife.... the man replied "She wouldn't eat her poison mushrooms".